Friends

Mun,

A couple days not playing me won't be so bad, sweetie. And who knows maybe you can bring your laptop with you!

And even if you can maybe you'll get a surprise and find a reserve from someone back where I'm from.

Stay positive.

Mun? Yeah, you!

Are you really serious about doing this? I mean, you actually want to make a Freddie account! What do you mean, it's all my fault that you made this account? That's total...you know what? I'm not even going to talk to you.

No love,
Carly Shay.

Dear LeMun,

Letting me do what I want on that space ship? You really are entertaining for a human. I can even play with L's three little succesors~

This is going to be a fun "Christmas."

Ryuk

What's wrong, Mundaaaane? Why are you hesitatiiiinnnng? You said it yourself, didn't you? An eye for an eye, was it? ... Or, have you just now realized that I meant that quite literally? Kyahahahahahahaha! How nice, how nice.

Do stop referring to me as a 'cripple' and a 'vegetable', Mundane. You realize this much at least, don't you? You lack of intelligence is rather disappointing. You cannot 'canon update' my character without waiting for a translation first. ... Yes, yes. I am well aware that you are eager to take advantage of my 'character development', as you call it. However, do keep what little dignity you have.

I... don't think Larxene and I can have periods. Stop thinking about that.

I've had enough of your quiet sighs and forlorn gaze, mundane. If you feel as if you cannot take up my charge, then it would be wise for you to cease within this folly. I can tell you are just as uncomfortable as I am about our current predicament. You know you lack the necessary intellect to fully capture my ambitious character but you remain steadfast upon your goal of actually ‘apping’ me somewhere. Perhaps this may be a fool’s errand at best but I do admire your sluggish resilience.

You are as persistent as the Lady of Dalmasca but whether this resilience is a favored trait or not has yet to be seen. Tread lightly but do not ever hesitate because of your own meager fears.

Alright mun. Let's talk shop.

It's been four or five days since you bought the game, yeah? And you've been enjoying it so far, from what I can tell. God knows the number of zombies I've had to take care of is probably gonna get higher each time you keep playing the game.

Let's get something straight though.

You're not taking me anywhere until you beat the game with the canon ending. And yeah, I said "beat the game", not "watch the cut-scenes on YouTube". Don't get me wrong kid, I'm not opposed to the idea of being played, that's not it. I'm just opposed to the idea of cutting corners.

You make sure you don't cut the corners, I'll make sure not to give you any trouble.

Yeah?

- Frank West, Photojournalist

P.S. - Nice job on the icons, kid. I approve.

You need to turn up the heat.

Dear Mun,

What did you get yourself into?

You really think sitting down and watching everything again is going to help? There's such a thing as overstudying, you know. And honestly, there's not enough about me that they're asking for. (I still hate this memory thing for the record, even if it means I get to forget Olga.)

You've just dug yourself a grave. I'm not helping you out of this one either.

Just, you know. At least try, or else Ol' Betsy and I will have to teach you a lesson.

Bitterly,
Helga G. Pataki

So, as much as I hate to say it, are you ever going to do something with me? You've been consistently playing me just fine in dressing rooms for months now and the last game you threw me in, you barely lasted a week. Can't we just settle down in a medium-sized game -- even if no one I know is there, I know that's a big sacrifice for you -- and plenty of of people like me? It can't be that hard to find. And, I'd like the fresh start. It's not like this isn't a perfect time for me to get grabbed from canon.

You're slow. Very slow.

I'm not~.

Good heavens! It's flattering that you would choose me, out of your newest muses, to make a journal for. And you even included icons with Sugar in them. How delightful!

I know my voice is still very new to you, but please, don't worry yourself! You've already make the journal and this post. Think of it like making a cake. You can't prepare the batter and just leave it like that-- that would be a waste, now wouldn't it? It would never become the delicious cake that it could be! So, chin up, dear. I'm sure you'll do a fine job playing me.

Why is it that today my name is little more than a gimmick used for dying franchises? Really, I've better things to do than to fight men like 'Batman' and make attempts at world domination again and again. I shouldn't have told that man anything.

Further defamation of my name aside, there are some requirements you must meet if I am going to have a prolonged stay in this sorry excuse of a mind of yours... but not for now.

Find me a servant, then we will talk.

- Dracula

So padre and fratello del bambino [baby brother] Ezio are at that place called discedo? I've seen you contemplating, terreno, but you seem unsure. You say you fear that your current lack of motivation there will make apping me there foolish... that you'll quickly lose my voice because of it.

Well, being so optimistic before even doing anything will not get you any where. Have some confidence! While I disagree with a few choices you have made concerning me, [He's giving his mundane a little look right now, before muttering about being placed in some brothel like place and feeling really strange.] I have plenty of faith in your ability to keep my voice. You should learn to as well.

I cannot say the condition of this city is appealing, but with family there, I would feel much better. Besides, it would be nice to see them again, even better if everyone was there. I miss madre and my other siblings a great deal... but I would be surprised to ever see them here or any where.

Dear mun,

So you watched the show again and looked around. You think you have a place for me? Well, it's not home but it doesn't look too bad. So what are you waiting for on the application? Oh, you're waiting to hear back from Hatter's mun. Well I guess that makes sense. After all, if I have to go somewhere...I'd like him to be there with me.

And I don't know who those DG and Glitch people are, but you seem a bit too excited to see them there.